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“I’m not beautiful, I don’t care. One thing women don’t know is that you don’t have to be beautiful. You don’t have to be beautiful to fuck anyone you want.”
— Courtney Love (via bbaybi)

(Source: istarvemyself-smart, via agardenovergrown)



on etsy
Ugh god buy me this and I’ll pretend I’m your boyfriend for your family over a holiday.

Buy me this and I’ll actually be your boyfriend. 

(Source: miggylol)


sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

(via fergyness)

Which filter would Shakespeare use?

Which filter would Shakespeare use?

Happy birthday Shakespeare!

Sorry I fuck up your plays so much!


my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

(via fergyness)

“I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess”
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja, via yellowdecorations)

Well fuck bring on the manic stage.

Ugh fuck bring on the mania and only being able to sleep for four hours at a time. 

Send some asks? 

I’m super, super bored.