This cover letter is basically me rambling and pleading and would be better written as follows:
Please, I would love to live in Boston and break out into the world of development so I may build on these news skills and continue professionally on into the world of Theatre Development. Plz hire me so I may live in Boston. I love your world renowned breweries, your blue collar town mixed with DC elitism. Your baseball team is alright (but I will never root for the Patriots.) I’m really awesome once you get to know me and I’ve never had someone say they’ve had a disappointing experience with me personally or professionally. So please hire me. Plz k thx.
It’s 5am. I can’t sleep. Looking at apartments in Boston and thinking about how to best apply for this job so I can move there asap.
Maybe I’ll spend the summer living as a ciswoman instead of bi-gender because fuck cis people get so much privilege.